Okay. It takes me a while. Must be because of doddering old age. But you are clearly a bit nuts -- there are too many of those displaying themselves on Internet boards, too -- and all that's going to happen here is I will keep calling you out, you will keep completely missing it, and you will plod along thinking you aren't as trivial and immature as a 9-year-old (so I see why 38 would seem old to you). I believe that is pointless.
But if you want to take a poll among the readers here to see how many think what you post is immature, egotistical, and nasty, and how many think those words apply more directly to me, then make a poll. But, typical of a 9-year-old mind, no doubt you'd think that only the "Trolls who are out to get me" responded.
I will offer you and those who must be around you my pity, and let you slink back to your hole.