This one's called 'Scam on the XOOM' or 'Waiting for Godot's Got Nothing on this Sh1t'
(Music: REM)
Matt84 and the Ebola attack. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
MatiasBA and the fixed FIFA match. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fluoride, Nutella and the dreaded S.S. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
ejcot and cavehill and the haggis mess. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's smoke paco to deal with Kris. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
See you in rehab if you make the list. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now, Santi did you hear about this one?
Tell me, are you sloshed on the punch?
Santi are you shooting for Texas? Hey, pardner.
Are you losing touch?
If you believed that he would show with the loot, show with the loot.
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then where was it XOOMed?
Arlean went walking with the staff of wood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Pink Possum got trashed by the expats good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Joe was swindled by a horrible ass. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mr Ed Rooney fled on a goat's back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now, Santi did you hear about this one?
Tell me, are you sloshed on the punch?
Hey Santi are you shooting for Texas? Hey, pardner.
Did your hotel flood?
If you believed that he would show with the loot, show with the loot.
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then where was it XOOMed?
Here's lacoqueta for the avid reader. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here's a little ghost for the pottering. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here's a coffee chat for the vegan eaters. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mister Santi Conman's gone gambling Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now, Santi did you hear about this one?
Tell me, are you sloshed on the punch?
Santi are you shooting for Texas? Hey, pardner.
Are you looting much?
If you believed that he would show with the loot, show with the loot.
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve, then where was it XOOMed?