A&A said:
Ummm -- we tip. We just don't tip stoopid amounts like 25%. And we don't tip on tax. Especially when liquor tax is 17%.
Anyway regarding immigration --
Yes it is a point system, ie you get points for languages, degrees, work experience, age etc. If you are applying with a partner then you both get points. The higher your education the more points, the better your language skills more points.
You can apply either to Canada, or if you intend to live in Quebec AND have French skills you can apply to Quebec directly. However if you don't have French skills, it's not really worth applying to Quebec, because even if you do want to live there, you still can after going via Immigration Canada, but if you have 0 French Quebec probably isn't going to approve you anyway.
Time for processing depends on 1) your points 2) processing times in your region.
To immigrate as skilled worker you will need an approved profession that is included on the NOC list provided on Immigration Canada's website. You can increase your chances of approval if you already have a job offer.
HOWEVER: Even though your Engineering / Medical / Law degree may give you the points necessary to get IN to Canada, you may not actually be allowed to practise your profession once you arrive, as these professions are very strictly monitored and many require that you complete at least one year of Canadian work experience at a junior level before allowing you to practise. You may even be required to go back to university before you are allowed to practise. This is something that many immigrants to canada do not research before they arrive, and only find out once they've spent all their money to get there that they actually need more money to send themselves back to school and thousands of dollars to re-write professional exams. This is why half the cab drivers in Toronto actually are engineers and medical doctors, they only later found out they can't actually practise in Canada.
Right now unemployment rates are 10 - 12% in many regions of Canada. As an immigrant you could easily be looking at 1 year to find a job in this market.
When you apply to Canada you get a Permanent Residency card. This is not a permanent card. You must live in the country for a certain amount of days every year and file your taxes or your card will expire. After I believe 3 years of residency you are allowed to apply for citizenship. You do not have to, but if you stick only to your permanent residency card and leave the country at some point for more than a couple of years, your card will be revoked.
One difference with Canada and the USA: Marrying a Canadian does not get you residency. Even if you marry a Canadian you must still go through the immigration process and you may actually be rejected.
For immigration:
Count on anywhere between 8 months and 18months for your paperwork to go through.
About 1000 dollars for the process between different fees.
27,000 dollars CAD in your back account for one person to be able to apply I believe (you can check the CIC website for the current figures) and an additional few thousand for each additional applicant.
The easiest way to get to Canada:
1) With a job offer, if they do the paperwork for you you don't even need to worry about how much money in your bank account
The easiest way to integrate into Canada if you're a non-english speaking immigrant:
Go back to school. Otherwise any employer is going to want to see minimum 12 months Canadian work experience on your CV and it's a pain in the butt to get. However if you have a degree from a Canadian university then you don't even have to worry about it.