If, as you have previously asserted, name calling is an "exercise in sloth" as well as a reflection of the caller, the next time you look in the mirror you shouldn't be surprised to see a 2000 year old slothful zombie (aka Jesus) teabagger who's lust for a hack novelist implies necrophilia. B)
PS: While it seems reasonable for a zombie to want to have sex with the dead, it's worth noting that they only eat the living.
PPS: One of my favorite English teachers taught that it was slothful to write single sentences (as if they were the "answers to everything") instead of taking the time and effort to write detailed explanations (a lesson obviously learned by EL Queso).