It's As Cold As A Witch's Tit Today...

[hannstew]

We say the same, and on hot days, "its hotter than a Mexican whore in the middle of July, on payday"

 

[Girino]

In Italy we say "Fa un freddo cane" (it's cold as a dog) or "Fa un freddo becco" (I am unable to translate this, I don't know what "becco" means in this sentence).

 

[EdRooney]

Freddo becco --> "Biting cold" (where becco=beak)

 

[Crema Americana]

In Miami anything below 70°F (21°C) "it's cold!"
Anything below 60°F (16°C) "it's freezing!"
And anything below 40° (4°C) " #$%^!!"

 

[internationalguy]

Below 40º, in little Havana? I can't imagine that.

 

[ajoknoblauch]

In Miami anything below 70°F (21°C) "it's cold!"
Anything below 60°F (16°C) "it's freezing!"
And anything below 40° (4°C) " #$%^!!"

Miami, where your glasses fog up when you walk outdoors.

 

[katti]

In Flemish we say 'Berekoud' (as cold as a bear), although I wouldn't say that today ;-)

 

[nyer4ever]

"It's brick!"

 

[Chet]

This is cold?

 

[dennisr]

During construction of Alaska pipeline we would say "So cold out there you have to tie a string to your dick to find it." Of course, I never have that problem.