An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said "yes". The next morning when he awoke, he couldn't remember what her answer was! "Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me funny..." After about an hour of trying to remember to no avail he got on the telephone and gave her a call. Embarrassed, he admitted that he didn't remember her answer to the marriage proposal. "Oh", she said, "I'm so glad you called. I remembered saying 'yes' to someone, but I couldn't remember who it was."
let,s cheer ourselves up
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There was a knock on the door this past Sunday morning.
I opened it to find a young - well-dressed man standing there who said -
"Hello Sir - I'm a Jehovah Witness."
So I said - "Come in and sit down."
I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked - "Well What do you want to talk about?"
He said - "Beats the shit out of me - I've never gotten this far before."
I opened it to find a young - well-dressed man standing there who said -
"Hello Sir - I'm a Jehovah Witness."
So I said - "Come in and sit down."
I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked - "Well What do you want to talk about?"
He said - "Beats the shit out of me - I've never gotten this far before."
Barak Obama y Angela Merkel están en una cena en la Casa Blanca.
Un invitado se acerca y les pregunta:
- ¿De qué están hablando?
- Estamos haciendo planes para la tercera Guerra Mundial, - dice Obama.
- ¿Y cuáles son esos planes? - pregunta el invitado.
- Vamos a matar 14 millones de musulmanes y 1 dentista - contesta Merkel.
El invitado los mira confundido y pregunta:
- Un dentista?.... ¿Por qué van a matar a un dentista?
Obama le da una palmada en la espalda a Merkel y le dice:-
¿Qué te dije? ¡Nadie va a preguntar por los 14 millones de musulmanes!
Un invitado se acerca y les pregunta:
- ¿De qué están hablando?
- Estamos haciendo planes para la tercera Guerra Mundial, - dice Obama.
- ¿Y cuáles son esos planes? - pregunta el invitado.
- Vamos a matar 14 millones de musulmanes y 1 dentista - contesta Merkel.
El invitado los mira confundido y pregunta:
- Un dentista?.... ¿Por qué van a matar a un dentista?
Obama le da una palmada en la espalda a Merkel y le dice:-
¿Qué te dije? ¡Nadie va a preguntar por los 14 millones de musulmanes!
A blind man walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He heads to the bar, picks the dog up by the tail and starts swinging the dog around.
The bartender, both parts pissed and confused, yells, "Hey, buddy! What the hell do you think you're doing?"
The blind man replies calmly: "Oh, just taking a look around."
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Thanks everyone. All be here all week.
The bartender, both parts pissed and confused, yells, "Hey, buddy! What the hell do you think you're doing?"
The blind man replies calmly: "Oh, just taking a look around."
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Thanks everyone. All be here all week.
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Just today, a drunk woman, stark naked, jumped into a rickshaw just outside the Blue Diamond Hotel.
The Indian driver opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the rickshaw.
"What's wrong with you Love, haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"
"I'll not be staring at you lady, I am telling you, that would not be proper, where I am coming from."
"Well if you're not bloody staring at me Lovie, what are you doing then?"
"Well, I am looking and looking, and I am thinking to myself, where is this lady keeping the money to be paying me with."
The Indian driver opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the rickshaw.
"What's wrong with you Love, haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"
"I'll not be staring at you lady, I am telling you, that would not be proper, where I am coming from."
"Well if you're not bloody staring at me Lovie, what are you doing then?"
"Well, I am looking and looking, and I am thinking to myself, where is this lady keeping the money to be paying me with."
