Tell a joke

[hannstew]

I saw a thread on here before but cant find it so I will start a new one.

A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if you heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me. ' She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221.'

 

[HowardinBA]

"let,s cheer ourselves up" is the thread you are looking for...

 

[citymike]

A woman goes into a bar and asks the bar man for a double entendre........so he gives her one!

 

[French jurist]

Speaking of double entendre, there was an hilarious thread http://baexpats.org/culture/8776-painting-classes-taller.html (at least to me) on this forum.
I know it's somehow against the etiquette to have such fun, but well, it's worth a look (anyway the OP later disappeared, just posted 3 messages and left).

 

[elhombresinnombre]

Speaking of double entendre, there was an hilarious thread http://baexpats.org/culture/8776-painting-classes-taller.html (at least to me) on this forum.
I know it's somehow against the etiquette to have such fun, but well, it's worth a look...

I think I ought to apologise for making an Exhibition of myself in that painting thread. Still Life goes on, eh?

 

[tangobob]

I think I ought to apologise for making an Exhibition of myself in that painting thread. Still Life goes on, eh?

No I think you were framed