Toilet paper prices

#1 You don't really need it.
#2 Don't stress over it, or you'll get constipated.
#3 Never mind, don't even think about that... [Sorry, you're thinking about it, aren't you?]
 
You can buy a handheld butt gun that you connect to the toilet with a T valve. Should run you in the range of 20 bucks.

It's what is used in Southeast Asia...got so used to it I installed these in the USA.
 
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