Slightly off topic, but reminds me of when I was in the farmacity on Scalabrini near my apartment during the week. Was about 9pm, saw the security guard of the store trundle up to the lollies, look left and then grab a decent handful and put them in his pocket, as he looked to the right and saw me looking straight at him. Then went something like this:
Guard: ¿todo tranqui?
Me: todo bien y vos?
Guard: Ahora mucho mejor
Me: laughing, ¿queres compartirlos?
Guard: smiled and walked back to the front (without giving me any)
I couldnt stop laughing haha, couldnt believe it really! I know its only a few caramelos, but the guy whos meant to be stopping thieves is certainly setting a good example for all...