Argentinian Man Dies During Sex With Scarecrow

[Joe]

A man was found dead in his home after having sex with a scarecrow that he had dressed up in a wig, lipstick and strap-on sex toy.
The rotting remains of Jose Alberto were discovered in his home after neighbours reported a foul smell coming from the building.
Police forced their way into the home in San Jose de Balcare, eastern Argentina, and were stunned to discover the 58-year-old shepherd lying dead.
Next to him lay a scarecrow that had been dressed up as a woman - but wearing astrap-on sex toy .
Rodolfo Moure, a spokesman for the prosecutor, said: "I initially thought there were two bodies but then I realised one was a scarecrow wearing lipstick and a long-haired wig.
"It was lying next to the deceased and had a six-inch strap-on penis.
"There were no signs of violence and we are working on the assumption that the man died during sex with the scarecrow.
"Straw had been stuffed inside the old clothes that had been sewn together to make the scarecrow.
"We are now waiting the results of an autopsy.”
Neighbours said the man, who was known to live alone and had no mobile phone, was often seen as a loner.

http://www.irishmirror.ie/news/weird-news/man-died-after-having-sex-5452087

 

[Johnny]

If he only had a brain.

 

[camberiu]

Obviously a "pussy para todos" program is urgently needed.

 

[ajoknoblauch]

Do you have a Spanish-language version?

 

[ben]

http://www.minutouno.com/notas/359104-insolito-afirman-que-un-hombre-murio-teniendo-sexo-un-espantapajaros-balcarce
http://www.ambito.com/noticia.asp?id=785128
http://www.diariopopular.com.ar/notas/221256-balcarce-hallan-peon-rural-muerto-muneco-sexual

 

[ghost]

Anorexia is a big problem in BA.

 

[citygirl]

I have to ask - that article was dated April 2015. Joe - what were you searching for that brought it up now?!

 

[Joe]

I have to ask - that article was dated April 2015. Joe - what were you searching for that brought it up now?!

"The Wizard of Oz in Argentina"

They say if you follow the yellow brick road it leads to Argentina.

 

[mc kenna]

Note to self, no sex with scarecrow,check!
Hey Joe, anything on sheep i should know about?

 

[garryl]

Story like this is more likely to happen in US. It's sad it happened in Argentina. Every man deserves a real woman!!!This should be one of the campaign slogans for Macri.