Perhaps an option would be to get the government to strip you of your citizenship, not unlike when you have a crazy girlfriend with whom you can't break up because she'll stab you and burn down your house, and you instead trick her into breaking up with you. Many countries will take away citizenship for a variety of offenses, like enlisting in a foreign army (the French Foreign Legion is recommended for this, after 5 years you get a French PP and a new identity).