I only date women that know how to make apple pie,so far no luck.
Here's my list and pay attention!!
You have to know how to make apple pie,bacon and eggs (scrambled) and know how to ''cook'' coffee
Age between 18 and 89 (90 plus if you are hot)
Be taller than wider(5'by3') or better works for me
Have most of your teeth and or store bought teeth andd brush them every now and then
Hair, have some or wear a hat( like i do)
Bathing, no less than twice a month, anyless is a deal breaker,any more is gooder
Know how to shoot a gun or be willing to learn
Know how to play "lest's see who last longer without saying anything'' game
Love my bird dog as much as i do or be good at faking it
Be willing to listen in silence as profanities are used when i'm driving and or parking and or avoiding the lady on the bike with 4 kids and or power tools are used and things don't turn out the way i wanted
I don't understand how i can't find my soulmate ,life is soooo unfair sometimes