I Was Swindled Out Of $1000 Dollars

[Matt84]

privacy of the victim!
it is santiago's family we should be exploring...

 

[pauper]

This is a song about struggle and hope. I'd like to dedicate this song to all expats living under tyranny especially if that tyranny comes from within. This is a song called 'Ballad of a Steer's Arsehole' or 'If you want your money and you think I'm Texan come on sugar, be persistent'

I was born on the great plains amongst the longhorn hoof-prints
Oh and just like those longhorns I've been bullshitting ever since
It's been a long, a long time coming
But your foreign exchange gonna come, oh yes it will

I've been eating chivito and I'm afraid that I'll die
what was the use-by date of the mayo inside?
It's been a long, a long time coming
But I know yr foreign exchange gonna come, oh yes it will

I go to the casino when I'm at a loose end
A voice keep telling me, "That ain't your money to spend"
It's been a long, a long time coming
But I know your foreign exchange gonna come, oh yes it will

Then I go to my rival
And I say, "please help me Cruz"
but he just said "in poker,
some win and some lose"

Oh there been times that I thought I couldn't use XOOM
But now I think I'm able to get the dough to you
It's been a long, a long time coming
But I know yr foreign exchange gonna come, oh yes it will

 

[Joe]

I'd like to propose a competition:

Using this software, which seems to be available for most platforms, we have a contest on who can best render IG's face. The winner gets first divs on one of the premier items in IG's bags*
*excluding any Apple products found

Edit: Whoops - couldn't get this software to save an image...

 

[pauper]

I'd like to propose a competition:

Using this software, which seems to be available for most platforms, we have a contest on who can best render IG's face. The winner gets first divs on one of the premier items in IG's bags*
*excluding any Apple products found

Edit: Whoops - couldn't get this software to save an image...

This is how mine turned out...

 

[ajoknoblauch]

Messrs Cave, Harvey, and Pew take to Joe with a pick axe then sew him back together with velvet thread and epileptic seizures. It was reported that Hendrix rose from the dead just to change his underwear.

For an even better version, try:

https://www.youtube....h?v=KoVpJDZPvms

 

[Joe]

Presented without commentary:

...

What really matters here is Joe. I will see that he gets his cash ASAP. although it might be a few days.

 

[GS_Dirtboy]

Joe, what was the last commitment/agreement made on this issue by Internationalguy? ASAP isn't an actual time. It is a meaningless phrase, actually.

 

[pauper]

For an even better version, try:

https://www.youtube....h?v=KoVpJDZPvms

I don't know for you guys but for me it doesn't cut it...
http://youtu.be/P9RGSStvsag?t=42s

 

[Girino]

I think we need him!

 

[Somewhereinba]

So he hasn't paid up yet?? Who would have guessed...