let,s cheer ourselves up

[hannstew]

[sup]3 people having sex is a threesome,
2 is a twosome.
So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment![/sup]

 

[EricLovesBA]

A guy goes for a psychiatric evaluation, and walks in wearing only cellophane, wrapped head to foot. The shrink glances at him nonchalantly, immediately jots down a few notes and says, "OK, that will be all, thank you, you can go." The guy looks at her incredulously and asks "What, we don't need to talk?". "Nope" she replies, "I clearly see yer nuts."

 

[canadien]

A guy goes for a psychiatric evaluation, and walks in wearing only cellophane, wrapped head to foot. The shrink glances at him nonchalantly, immediately jots down a few notes and says, "OK, that will be all, thank you, you can go." The guy looks at her incredulously and asks "What, we don't need to talk?". "Nope" she replies, "I clearly see yer nuts."

Are you sure he wasn't wearing shrinkwrap? get it?? get it????

 

[French jurist]

What's tiny, yellow & very dangerous?


a chick with a machine gun

 

[hannstew]

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the isles. The sales girl notices him and asks if she can help him.He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him to the correct location. A few minutes later he deposits a big bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. The clerk says, confused, sir I thought you were looking for tampons for your wife? He answers, you see, its like this.. Yesterday I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers cause "its sooo-ooo-oooo much cheaper". So I figure if I have to roll my own.... so does she.

 

[Gringoboy]

How to play chess properly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgeYScYe8wI

 

[chancellor]

While visiting this dangerous city (Buenos Aires), I need to start talking Spanish, so I can fake this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRIsC764Nn4

 

[PhilipDT]

in the relay

While visiting this dangerous city (Buenos Aires), I need to start talking Spanish, so I can fake this:

In the related videos at the end of that clip was this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=itMdLTd1l4E#at=425

 

[French jurist]

 

[Gringoboy]