ajoknoblauch
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I was just thinking about the Department of Education as I clicked to see your post, but I wasn't thinking about student loan collection.
It occurred to me for a fleeting instant that a "better" use of "federal funds for firearms" would be to put armed (federal) guards in schools, but, given the anti-gun indoctrination of today's public school aged children, the presence of a real gun (even in the hands of a "good" guy) would probably traumatize them too much to learn anything.
They also would probably also lose their appetite and suffer malnutrition, unable to eat their "Michelle Obama’s Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act" compliant lunch (except for the kid in the corner nibbling his Pop Tart into the shape of a pistol).
Edit: The Agriculture Department has delayed "for two years a requirement that all pastas in schools be whole-grain rich, or more than half whole grain, if they can demonstrate that they have had "significant challenges" in preparing whole-grain pasta."
At least they will now have plenty of time to get the firepower (machine guns) to enforce the requirement when the delay expires.
http://www.huffingto..._n_5359933.html
If every kid had his or her own AR-15, the schools would be so much safer!