Assuming that we're comparing Argentina to Texas and not Buenos Aires to Austin, there are as many similarities between Argentina and California. Where is the Texas wine region? And the skiing?
Mediocre beaches? Hey, we have a match. Carilo is the Padre of South America.
Skiing, ok you win, NM is the closest. But wine: http://www.txwines.org/regions.asp (Fredericksburg/Hill Country has some pretty good vino).
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