JoeBlow said:
Any conspiracy theorists have a theory?
Conspiracy theorists can say whatever they want. Creating a fantastic scenario in your mind is one thing; being able to look at reality, read between the lines, connect the dots and complete the puzzle, is another. And I happen to know the TRUTH:
French jurist said:
Blood prices inflation was really too high, they moved to Brazil
Where did you get your "facts"? It's pretty obvious you're just another fool who takes credit for seeing the writing on the
wrong wall. You think you're right? THINK AGAIN, my friend. Mosquitoes never left the country. In fact, they didn't leave the city AT ALL.
Since you are incapable of getting the picture right, I'll draw it for you
this time, because I'm no babysitter BTW.
The REAL fact:
HUNGER STRIKE
Inflation you say? Inflation is what they are after!!! They
want to inflate themselves with blood.
But mosquitoes don't just live by consuming blood. They function in warm, humid air. But the weather's changing. It's called GLOBAL WARMING. Some "humans" are still surprised by this new "phenomena", but mosquitoes aren't. Instead of wasting their time on pointless debates, they are taking action because, just like us, they are affected by it in a negative way.
The happy ignorant would start laughing and say "if mosquitoes live in warm weathers, then global warming should be great for them!!!" But they are looking at the wrong wall.
Mosquitoes are no plague. BRAINLESS HUMANS are.
Urban mosquitoes feed themselves with human blood, and all these longer, warmer summers are making humans stay in air-conditioned, indoor environments. Air conditioning
cools and
dries the air. A big mosquito no-no.
So they're sending us a message:
MOSQUITO MANIFESTO:
"We'd rather starve to death than give in to the reckless, artificially-generated weather conditions
humans created. We know what we are: insects. Humans consider themselves superior to every living creature on this planet, but they yet don't know what they are: humans. They think they're God, and they
play God. But they're playing a loosing game. Even children know the difference between what they are and what they pretend to be when the play. How different the world would be if ruled by children. And so their "grown-up" counterparts drew a hopscotch course straight to the abyss, and hop their way into oblivion unaware of their ungodly, earthly human condition, dragging us all with them. But we, as
conscious beings, can still avoid the void. We'd rather choose to die
knowing we are
choosing so than confuse better life quality with death. We die AWARE."
The writing's on the wall, written in red,
human ink. But we fail to recognize our own blood. No wonder so many overlook it.
Mosquitoes are right: we don't know what we are. Let alone what we do.
Now it's time for MY MANIFESTO:
1. I hope you find this dumbfounding and amusing.
2. I hope you find it at least amusing.
3. I hope you find it a funny waste of your time.
4. I hope you wasted you're time concluding I wasted mine.
5. I hope you don't kill me. I'm a human, not a mosquito.
6. I hope you don't kill me because you think I'm just as annoying as a mosquito.
7. I hope you find me as annoying as a mosquito but still worthy of a proper human burial.
8. I hope you read this far.
