What Happens To Cristina After The Election?

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Here are two most likely scenarios:
  1. Donald Trump chooses her as his running mate. This will kill two birds with one stone: Hispanic and women's vote trumping Hilary's quest for the White House. "Trump/Kirchner 2016!". Cristina will become America's first female VP. OR
  2. She is arrested on corruption charges with Bajo successfully defending her in court. Bajo will become the Johnnie Cochrane of Argentine. When the prosecution tries to use a key to open a large vault in Santa Cruz, Bajo utters the famous phrase in court "if the key does not fit, you must acquit", resulting in worldwide notoriety for Bajo's judicial skills.
 
Given the obvious legal impossibility of #1, and the country in which #2 would ostensibly take place (though I appreciate the humor), I'd have to say there is a third, more likely option:

3) Nothing - she will continue to influence politics here until something else happens to change her influence.
 
LATAM Rep to the Food & Agricultural Organization ( FAO) in Rome. From her Villa on the Foothills she will be the Head of the Campora. Moreno will be her Majordomo.

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dissapears to some shoe-shopping mecca with all the money that went/will go 'missing', or confiscated during her administration. Could she be any different than menem? are politicos not all cut from the same cloth?
 
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dissapears to some shoe-shopping mecca with all the money that went/will go 'missing', or confiscated during her administration. Could she be any different than menem? are politicos not all cut from the same cloth?
Does she have more shoes than Imelda Marcos of the Philippines?

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Does she have more shoes than Imelda Marcos of the Philippines?

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She will buy the Manolo Blahnik Shoe Company....! As in Sex in the City. to own the "You know what" Red Shoes :wub:


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Option 2 is unrealistic: she wouldn't need a good lawyer. In Kirchnerite tradition, you just organize that the judge is a family member...
 
Ascendance to a higher plane?

(Though obviously, the plane won't belong to Aerolineas!)
 
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Scioli is going to try to be super neoliberal and 2 days later he quit and Zanini calls to elections. She wins with 65% of the votes while Macri is in jail for the illegal phone tapping case.

Why do you think La Campora is called like that? Do you know who was Campora in our history?
 
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