Argentinian Man Dies During Sex With Scarecrow

[Joe]

I can imagine the Prince dying during sex with Molly!

 

[mayra_seattle]

Except that the scarecrow had a 6 inch strap on. Which leads me to believe he didn't want a woman. He likes men with small dicks.

Hahaha!

 

[garryl]

Hahaha!

Six inches in Argentina is pretty standard according to statistics

 

[RodalfoWalsh]

So is 5'8". Who the hell would want standard?

 

[RodalfoWalsh]

If that's how the Hermit gets off, so be it. It's relatively innocuous compared to other fanboys of fantasy novelists: http://tinyurl.com/puox6ls

Ajo, why do you post everything with a tinyurl link?

 

[Matt84]

Ok so nobody has said it, instead the thread derailed into "Gender Theory" and for some reason taking the Royal Family down a notch. So I will:

QUE PAJERO!!!

 

[Bajo_cero2]

So is 5'8". Who the hell would want standard?

Too much information.

 

[nlaruccia]

Six inches in Argentina is pretty standard according to statistics

Depending on which country.

 

[ARbound]

Six inches in Argentina is pretty standard according to statistics

So is 5'8". Who the hell would want standard?

Depending on which country.

There's a particularly lewd play on a supposed Ben Franklin quote, it goes like this:

In the dark all cats are black, but 10 inches is still better than 6.

 

[Moxon]

Ajo, why do you post everything with a tinyurl link?

Considering that links are automatically shortened on the forum anyway it doesn't seem to make sense at first glance but if we proceed critically with caution and with empathy all soon becomes clear. Think of his blog as an extension of him, an appendage if you will, of which he has a certain degree of insecurity regarding the extent of its penetration. The tinyurl is just a facilitator, the innocent expat clicks and knows not where it will take him - and it is true not all of them take you unwillingly to his limp, shrivelled blog, he includes enough links to other sites to keep the expat guessing. Even though all those unintended visits are really nothing but empty compliments, with sufficiently ingrained feelings of anxiety and inadequacy the sufferer will take whatever he can get to put the log back in his blog. It is really the zucchini in the trousers of blog enlargement techniques.

For those who do not wish to be fooled into a sideways glance at a zucchini, always enlarge that url before you decide whether to touch it or not:

http://www.longurl.org/expand