Is The Piropo A Dying Art ?

What about when a gross drunk guy with missing teeth says to me "Ooooh que linda" as I walk by. Not crude - still feel violated.
You say that like it was a bad thing...

I didn't say it was a bad thing. Where did I state that in my post? I said all Cheech and Chong do the entire movie is smoke weed. That's a fact not an opinion. And their movies are hilarious.
 
...and if the best looking guy you've ever seen gives you a very detailed description of where he would like to 'finish'?

It still wouldn't be appropriate. But that depends on the setting (if he made a crude comment when you walked by or if you were already familiar with each other and already flirting).
 
I didn't say it was a bad thing. Where did I state that in my post? I said all Cheech and Chong do the entire movie is smoke weed. That's a fact not an opinion. And their movies are hilarious.

Most of their stuff is tediously repetitive, but I never get tired of

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUPNeR4nu44
 
It still wouldn't be appropriate. But that depends on the setting (if he made a crude comment when you walked by or if you were already familiar with each other and already flirting).

OK, I was just checking in advance.
 
I don't know the classic Argentine piropos, so when I'm courting a lady, I use what I know, rap lyrics:

Pop that Pussy - 2 Live Crew

Bend over and spread em, girl
Show-w-w me those p**** pearls
Rub that a** and play with that c***
You know I like that freaky s***
I like the way you lick the champagne glass
It makes me wanna stick my d*** in your a**
How hard? Hard like a rock,
When you make that p**** pop!

or Colt45 by Afroman

See I met this woman from Hawaii
Stuck it in her a** and she said aaiiiii
Lips where breakfast
P**** was lunch
Then her t****** busted open with Hawaiian punch

Met Colonel Sanders' wife in the state of Kentucky
She said I'll fry some chicken if you just f*** me
I c*** in her mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herb and spices

or Gimme That Nut by Easy E:

Now my d**** all hard
And you know what I'm thinkin'
Took the panties off and the p**** was stankin'
Pulled off the drawers and I started to begin
I want you to taste it
Open wide now don't you waste it
Ahh s*** all over your faces
Spread them legs open far and wide
F*** this s*** just let me put my d*** inside
 
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