uruguay cheats to win

[Lucas]

...duck :/

 

[Choripán]

" The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants ".

Rather, these days the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with a Black Friday sale on Xbox 360s at Walmart. I think you may have lost track of how US democracy actually works.

But perhaps if that sorry pack of schoolboy jokers that calls itself the US national team could actually win a game now and then the rest of our pathetic, bloated, self-indulged nation wouldn't feel so insecure as to invade countries still committed to the camel-based economy as a religious conviction. Or maybe not, now that I think about it.

Listen, friends, I'm as outraged about war and injustice as you are. But this thread is dedicated those cheating losers representing the vast expanse of farting cows that we now identify as the proud nation of Uruguay. Let's keep our eye on the ball here.

 

[mobri1130]

I'm sorry It's just you post the same thing every time.

I apologize if I was being overly critical. I'm out anyway.

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."

 

[French jurist]

I am all for Paraguay and they are beautiful people and not rascist like the stuck up argentinians. I am a USA citizen and am with a gorgeous paraguayan man . When we go out the pendejas and pendeviejas cannot keep their eyes off him because he is a european looking and talll .

Paraguay will win and afterwards we will celebrate with a huge party and I mean party.......

A streaker !!!

 

[AlexfromLA]

Your quotes are pretty weak bro.

But I laughed at this one.

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."

 

[mobri1130]

Listen, friends, I'm as outraged about war and injustice as you are. But this thread is dedicated those cheating losers representing the vast expanse of farting cows that we now identify as the proud nation of Uruguay. Let's keep our eye on the ball here.

Sorry. You're absolutely right Choripán. I tend to lose my cool when I see someone from "LA" spouting right wing crap that should stay behind the Orange Curtain.

Vamos Argentina!! As for Uruguay...don't let the Vuvuzela hit you in the a** on the way out!

 

[mobri1130]

Your quotes are pretty weak bro.

But I laughed at this one.

Thanks bro, but I'm not a bro.

 

[Choripán]

lol

Not this crap again. It's okay to be proud but not obnoxious. I personally like Paraguayan people because of their humility and kindness. Don't ruin it.

For the record my landlady is Paraguayan and if she weren't just four and a half feet tall I would call her the biggest bitch I have ever known. So I'll just say that she's a serious bitch, or maybe just an out-sized bitch. Anyway, she makes my life unpleasant on a regular basis. But it has nothing to do with the fact that she was born in Paraguay. It's good old fashioned nurture - that is, 30 years in Buenos Aires - not nature that makes her steal my underwear and increase the rent when I complain about it. Bitch!

Sadly racism and general assholicity are not monopolized by any particular culture or people. No doubt you get a lot of it around here. But spend a couple of weeks in Alabama and the Argies will start to seem like multicultural universalists.

That said, I do hear awful racist comments about the Paraguayans pretty much daily. For example, I was told by a taxi driver the other day that the castellano word for "hammock" translates as "Paraguayan bed." What is remarkable about this useless bit of snark is that the Porteños actually believe it to be an insult.

 

[Choripán]

Sorry. You're absolutely right Choripán. I tend to lose my cool when I see someone from "LA" spouting right wing crap that should stay behind the Orange Curtain.

Vamos Argentina!! As for Uruguay...don't let the Vuvuzela hit you in the a** on the way out!

Dude, I grew up in San Bernardino, that is, behind the brown curtain, so tread lightly!

 

[mobri1130]

Dude, I grew up in San Bernardino, that is, behind the brown curtain, so tread lightly!

Duly noted!