I'm translating all further conversations as Irish pub talk, it's the only way to compact the awful blather here. Skip on by if you don't like the cut of my jib:
- That aul fella's an awful bollix.
- Aye, he's no craic at all.
- Some of ye talk some awful shite all the same, yis haven't feckin a notion.
- Aye, sure...you're some boy youself for that craic
- Your round?
- Aye, same?
- Aye, g'wan ye feckin eejit ye