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    'Astonishing' huge swarm of locusts sweeps through farmland and ruins crops in Argentina

    https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/astonishing-huge-swarm-locusts-sweeps-22220756
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    What's The Dealio With Argentine Primary Elections???

    Primary elections are suppose to allow people to choose their favorite candidate within a party. Are any of the parties fielding more than one candidate? Any other country besides Argentina where there is only one candidate in the primary election? http://www.reuters.c...N0OY1MV20150618
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    Is Anibal Fernandez A Narcotráficante Kingpin?!?

    Don't sample your own product! Rumour: Campora Brigade led by Bajo attacked and damaged Lanata's apartment on Liberador. http://www.eltrecetv...andez-si_079257
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    Argentinian Man Dies During Sex With Scarecrow

    [/font][/color][/font][/color][/font][/color][/font][/color] http://www.irishmirror.ie/news/weird-news/man-died-after-having-sex-5452087
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    Go Away Vultures! - Hot New Video Game

    Rumour has it that this game was created by Wild Horses Software Consortium. Article: http://www.straitstimes.com/business/economy/forget-angry-birds-virtual-vultures-game-in-argentina-is-for-angry-investors Video...
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    Charlie Rose Interview With D. Filkins On Nisman Death

    Video Interview of Author: http://www.charliero.../watch/60594395 Original Article: http://www.newyorker...of-a-prosecutor
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    What Happens To Cristina After The Election?

    Here are two most likely scenarios: Donald Trump chooses her as his running mate. This will kill two birds with one stone: Hispanic and women's vote trumping Hilary's quest for the White House. "Trump/Kirchner 2016!". Cristina will become America's first female VP. OR She is arrested on...
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    What Type Of Circus To Bring Pleasure To Argentine Populace

    We all know of the benefit to the poor that the simple pleasure that Futbol para Todos brings. What are some other ways that we can help those less fortunate? My idea is to have spectacles like the ancient Romans. Each week convicted Motochorros would match off against Perma-tourists convicted...
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    Where Can I Find Ex-Lax In Baires?

    I usually eat facturas for breakfast a milanesa sandwich for lunch and of course fugazzeta for dinner. Anyway I need something to help unleash the inner sewer pickle, so to speak. Any recommendations for local products? And please no suggestions to eat Kale, I'd rather spend the rest of my...
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    Adult Diapers In Short Supply

    Your neighborhood laundry is experiencing an influx of soiled underwears from seniors due to the short supply of adult diapers. http://factcheckarge...ndignity-small/
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    Likelihood Of Dirty War 2 In Coming Years

    Based on the strong possibility of both Trump and Macri being elected president in their respective elections, a Dirty War II seems likely for the following reasons: Macri will wish to get rid of his political enemies Trump will reassert control over Latin America to prevent undesirables from...
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    How Does The Us/iran Deal Affect The Argentine/iran Problem?

    Will Iran be motivated to finally put the Argentine/Iran problem to bed? With it's major problem with the US behind it, it doesn't want any other problems to spoil its place in the limelight. Might Iran make a generous oil deal to get Argentina to close the matter. Or might it offer up some of...
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    20 Years Ago: Usa Vs Arg At The Copa America

    https://youtu.be/zahJxAMfnms?t=2m
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    Famous Expat Struggled To Leave Arg, Now Returns Voluntarily

    Will he find himself struggling once again in a dead-end job with barely enough money to buy a slice of Fugazzeta much less the return airfare to Canada?
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    The China Stock Market Crash And Argentina

    Usually stock market crashes are followed by recessions or depressions. Expect a marked slowdown in Argentine exports to China in the coming months. Chinese version of "Mrs. Watanabe"
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    Joe's 10 Step Plan To End The Blu Dolar

    Require the conversion of all foreign currency and precious metals at the port of entry. Any foreign currency found by customs is forfeited. Currency sniffing dogs at all border crossings All financial transactions must be done using moneda nacional. Violations will result in forfeit of...
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    Greferendum

    How should Greeks vote on Sunday? Four years ago they could have followed the Argentine model and told Thorsten's Germany and Lagarde's IMF to go to hell and they wouldn't be suffering from 60% youth unemployment. As much as we complain about Argentine management of the economy, I think it is...
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    An Infamous Ba Expat Walks Out On His Hotel Bill

    I was contacted by a Sr. Diego Caro of the Hotel Dora in Buenos Aires. It seems our mutual friend (you old-timers know who) walked out on his hotel bill of US $800. If any of you folks know of this outlaw's whereabouts please contact Mr. Caro at the Hotel Dora.
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    Happy New Year Xpats! (Joe's 2015 Predictions)

    Let's ring in the new year of the rapidly rising Blu Dolar that will bring happiness from Ed in Salta to Jez in Bariloche! 2015 Predictions Blu Dolar hits 20! Jason Bateman makes a surprise visit to Salta and signs Ed's Teen Wolf 2 Laser Disk. WHO announces the total eradication of polio, small...
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    Falling Oil Prices - Good For Argentina?

    The answer is Yes, oil developers know that there is a very good chance that oil will be back up to a $100 and probably before Vaca Muerta is completed. So lower oil prices will not delay expanded oil production development in Argentina. It's a Win-Win for Argentina. Quite possibly oil will...
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